me: *eats cookie dough*
some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!”
This girl is insane, I think
> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.
> Her neighbors must hate her.
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
pray that ur lobe keep holdin on