Destruction Dog
<-There are links in those snowflakes
© accioloki

snorlaxatives:

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

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vagiants:

fagmobs:

I told her to go find a toy and she brought me a leaf. 

videohall:

This girl is insane, I think

> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.

> Her neighbors must hate her.

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

tastefullyoffensive:

[slugbooks/sarahcandersen]

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

cameronhustle:

40ozkween:

trapgodrob:

Stay Blessed

pray that ur lobe keep holdin on

omg

Brushing time

25 Jul  0

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS